Amateur Stand-up Night

I can't seem to draw anything of consequence today, so here's a collection of the delightful things I've heard at work. Apparently gallery attendants are a great test audience.

Master of the Universe

Sometimes it helps to think of myself as a cheesy 80s action hero when work gets too dull.

Peggy

I'm not particularly good at portraits or drawings of real people, but it's always nice to try something a little outside your comfort zone, right?
Elisabeth Moss, you are tricky to draw (but not as tricky as January Jones.)

Fussing

I... actually did have a hair-related pun for this, but I was too ashamed to write it.

$300 Well Spent?

If I spent as much time drawing as I did hunched in front of my computer, I would have a lot more artwork. Unfortunately, I don't, but occasionally I will whip out the ol' Wacom tablet and do some doodling in Photoshop to make up for it.

Work Ethic

When people ask me what my job is, I say I tell people not to touch things all day. But really, my job is much more than that.

Origin Story

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