Amateur Stand-up Night

I can't seem to draw anything of consequence today, so here's a collection of the delightful things I've heard at work. Apparently gallery attendants are a great test audience.

Master of the Universe

Sometimes it helps to think of myself as a cheesy 80s action hero when work gets too dull.

Peggy

I'm not particularly good at portraits or drawings of real people, but it's always nice to try something a little outside your comfort zone, right?
Elisabeth Moss, you are tricky to draw (but not as tricky as January Jones.)

Fussing

I... actually did have a hair-related pun for this, but I was too ashamed to write it.